EXECUTIVE SCIENCE

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Season Four: Relay
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"EXECUTIVE SCIENCE"
Season 4 Episode 9 (60th Episode)
Run Time 5:02
Release Date May 3, 2017
Characters Announcer, Chorus, Disgruntled Scientists, Executives
Music "The Defenders" by Sam Spence, "Redemption (Rocky II Theme)" by Bill Conti
Album Unknown
Category Musical, Advertisement
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"EXECUTIVE SCIENCE" is the ninth episode of Relay. It was released on May 3, 2017 and has a run time of 5:02. This episode is a two-part episode, the first segment being an advertisement for The Holodisk and the second segment being a musical number about a disgruntled scientist working in The Holodisk.

Transcript[edit]

This section only contains song lyrics, the rest of the episode has not yet been transcribed.

The Holodisk[edit]

Behold, the Holodisk!
The Holodisk
guides science across the globe
do not approach
do not get close
It'll blind your little eyes
with all the science that's inside
The holodisk
gets it's order from high above
yes they're on
the true mission of god
to create him
then make him a star

Not My Job[edit]

DISGRUNTLED SCIENTIST:
Not my job,
and no I don't care.
Got a problem with it fine.
I don't mind,
it's not my...
Not my job
BOSSES:
Who do you think you're talking to?
Who do you think you're talking to?
Who do you think you're talking to?
Who do you think you're talking to?
See we give you shit to do,
then you do it
and we gave you shit to do
so do it!
this is the shit we're giving you
so this is the shit you're gonna do
SCIENTISTS:
We take bullshit from the right,
we take bullshit from the left,
we take bullshit from the front,
we take bullshit up the ass.
But we're stuck here,
There's no love here,
We can't take it
and we're breaking.
might I just remind you all that
we got your life under lock and key
and we got your balls under a contract
that's-a stronger than an iron leash
but if you don't wanna do the work that we give you
I'll guess we'll have to wait and see...
see if i mean literally...
do i have to get your leash?

who do you think you're talking to? x2

tell you what i'm gonna do
then i'll do it
Take a great stinky poo
I'll do it!
this is the shit i'm gonna do
the shit that i take in front of you

(take a shit) shit on the desk (take a shit) shit on the floor (take a shit) take a laxative (take a shit) then i'll shit some more

'Cause we're stuck here
and there's no love here
we can't fix it
so we're shitting
This is the shit we're gonna do
This is the shit we're gonna do
This shit that i do is just for you...

Album Version Changes[edit]

Behind the Scenes[edit]

  • The song used in the Holodisk segment is "The Defenders" by Sam Spence
  • The song used in "Not My Job" is "Redemption (Rocky II Theme)" by Bill Conti
  • A rough cut of "Not My Job" was released on Patreon on April 11, 2017

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EXECUTIVE SCIENCE on YouTube
EXECUTIVE SCIENCE on SoundCloud